DAY 1
-I'm sitting in a too-small room full of American citizens who don't want to be here, many of whom are having cell phone conversations about large sums of money. These people seem to enjoy discussing big money in public. I find it tasteless and vulgar. I like cultural snobbery but financial snobbery just makes my stomach turn.
-The pay for a day of jury service in this country is $15. That's about enough to buy a burrito and a beer at a taqueria here in San Franicsco.
-I'm having strange fantasies of being the lead juror on a celebrity murder trial. I don't know of any celebrities that have been murdered in San Francisco recently but I haven't been following the news so much either. Who knows?
-I had to pay $6.95 to use the "Court Connection" wi-fi service. Paying this sum caused severe feelings of self-loathing as I normally absolutely refuse to pay to use public wi-fi. But today I felt driven to it as I couldn't fathom surviving for another hour without something to divert my attention.
-I'm sitting across from a guy who looks to be far too young to be on a jury, he must barely be 18. He's sketching people in a big notebook. And as he flips through his notebook I can see that he must have been here a long time, as it's full of sketches of various people scattered around the room. Am I in there?
-I'm impressed by the randomness of the selection process. They really got a pretty accurate cross-section of the city, I think:
20% Hipster
20% Chinese
20% Obnoxious Rich White Collar Financial Worker
20% Serious Grad Student
20% Homeless
-It's about 3:00 now, I've been here for an hour and a half. I wonder if I'll be called today. And if so, will I actually be chosen to serve on a jury? It's strangely exciting and full of philosophical pitfalls. I mean, I am not qualified at all to determine the guilt or innocence of another human being. I can see how radical the idea of a random jury of fellow citizens is.
update: We left off, at the end of the day, with the judge offering forms to be filled out for deferment of jury duty. Stupidly, I didn't fill one out. Tomorrow I'm going to ask the judge if I can be excused, citing the fact that I'll be traveling to Mississippi for a few days at the end of next week to visit family.